Monday, August 20, 2007

Forwarded from Customer Service...

My work is such fun sometimes, I get to read lots of interesting letters. A sample of customer correspondence for your enjoyment:

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I was dissapointed to find out your selctions of artist is not updatedof all their music I tried to find Pebo Bryson song Can you Stop the Rain itis not in his music that you have and could not find Ruban Studdard;s Why You Want To Change On Me ad well as could not find the Soundtrack toHairspray at all please explain the absent of these artist song titles

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I...AS YOU MAY KNOWI'AM A GOOD CLIENT OF YOURS.

BUT IT SEEMS THAT IS BEEN A MISTAKE WITH MY LAST ORDERS.

YOU SHIPT TO ME ON 08/17/2007 ORDER # XXXXXXXXXXXX

2 ALBUND OF THE SAME...GUILBERTO SANTA ROSA & VICTOR MAUELLE,

ALBUN..(DOS SONEROS, UNA HISTORIA....2 OF THIS CD WAS MAIL TO,


ME ON THIS DATE I OUNLY NEED ONE......

* YOU SHIP TO ME AS WELL A CD FROM VICTOR MANUELLE

ALBUN (INCONFUNDIBLE)....I EMAIL YOU FOR YOU TO CHANGE THIS

ALBUN FROM BEEN SHIPT TO ME SINCE I HAD BOUGHT FROM YOU AS

WELL. ON MY EMAIL I ASK OF YOU TO CONTINUE WITH THE NEXT

ALBUN ON THE LIST....SO I WILL BE RETURN THEM TO YOU. I HOPE

YOU CAN EXCHANGE THIS 2 CD'S FOR THE NEXT ON MY QUENQUE LIST.

I WILL BE LOOKING FOWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU...PLZ REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

THANK..............

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I'm sure you know that Akon simulated a rape scene with a minor at one of his concerts. Is this a person that you want to promote with a banner on your homepage? We are a family of five that loves music, just signed up & will be watching. If you continue to promote such "artists" we will cancel our subscription.

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you guys don't have a punkl rock section that blows you barely
have any
CDS I want that sucks all your featured selections in the so
called
alternative area are all mainstream garbage and in my opinion
as a
musician are badly mislabeled pop I want out of this so called
club it
bites dick can you relate?

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